I never thought I'd see the day something I created visited 5000 times.
Wow!
Okay, now let's break this down for a minute:
5000 visits could equal 5000 minutes.
5000 minutes divided by 254 blog posts equals 19.685 minutes per blog.
Which means ... where the hell am I going with this?
In reality, my blog counter updates any time you refresh your browser. I make a lot of changes and THAT is what causes my counter to increase.
*snap back to reality*
WWMD?
What's that, you ask?
What would momums do?
We could also go with WWGD?
What would Granny do?
If her family member hadn't talked to her for years, she would just show up on the doorstep and fix things then and there.
*ytil aero tk cabpans*
Life is just a bunch of gerbil wheels. Hop on this one, run and keep up or fall off. Sometimes being punted off is more difficult. When you should be on a 6" wheel MAX, but you thought you could handle the 12" - that just has pain written all over it. You skipped from the 2" to the 4", and that's where you were really comfortable. Then you moved up to a 5" and felt a little thrill. Passing 6 through 11 was very easy; just moving along with the crowd. Then you finally hop up to 12". Man, things look great from up here! Hey there's the neighbours - they look like they're struggling a bit too. Oh, but look how they've upgraded their wheel. Hmm... What the ?! ACK!! *slip* wawawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sPLaT ............ oh, where can I find a 4" wheel?
*yo queero tacotico bell*
My body is still sore, my brain is mush, my throat is scratchy and my skin feels like parchment paper. Time for a bath, some cold medicine and bed.
toodles
Wow!
Okay, now let's break this down for a minute:
5000 visits could equal 5000 minutes.
5000 minutes divided by 254 blog posts equals 19.685 minutes per blog.
Which means ... where the hell am I going with this?
In reality, my blog counter updates any time you refresh your browser. I make a lot of changes and THAT is what causes my counter to increase.
*snap back to reality*
WWMD?
What's that, you ask?
What would momums do?
We could also go with WWGD?
What would Granny do?
If her family member hadn't talked to her for years, she would just show up on the doorstep and fix things then and there.
*ytil aero tk cabpans*
Life is just a bunch of gerbil wheels. Hop on this one, run and keep up or fall off. Sometimes being punted off is more difficult. When you should be on a 6" wheel MAX, but you thought you could handle the 12" - that just has pain written all over it. You skipped from the 2" to the 4", and that's where you were really comfortable. Then you moved up to a 5" and felt a little thrill. Passing 6 through 11 was very easy; just moving along with the crowd. Then you finally hop up to 12". Man, things look great from up here! Hey there's the neighbours - they look like they're struggling a bit too. Oh, but look how they've upgraded their wheel. Hmm... What the ?! ACK!! *slip* wawawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sPLaT ............ oh, where can I find a 4" wheel?
*yo queero tacotico bell*
My body is still sore, my brain is mush, my throat is scratchy and my skin feels like parchment paper. Time for a bath, some cold medicine and bed.
toodles
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